Saturday, May 5, 2012

Date

So I went to this crazy event on Thursday and met a guy who wanted to go out for a drink the next day. Since my 30s are all about "WHY NOT?!" I thought - sure! Well it was totally a bust. It started off okay but he was a nonstop compliment-er. I had the most pretty nails. I had such natural beautiful hair. I had great eyes. I am in great shape. I have great feet. I have an awesome sense of style, etc etc etc! It was just WAY too much. Finally I told him that he had reached his max for compliments and he asked me what his max was. I told him I wasn't sure but I was feeling uncomfortable. He told me that I better start getting used to it...no thanks! The worst part of it all was that his head was bleeding! He had this huge Band-Aid on the back of his head. He told me it what it that it was from an ingrown hair that got infected and he had to go to the doctor that day to get part of his scalp removed to get rid of it. It was disgusting and I was embarrassed to be with a guy who had blood coming through his Band-Aid! Gross! Finally when we were done having a drink and some food he asked me what I wanted to do next. I didn't want to do anything so I made up this story that my friend had just gotten broken up with by her boyfriend to get out of there. He totally believed it but told me that the next day he was going to be at work and would be texting me all day because he couldn't stop thinking about me. Seriously dude we had just met the night before - calm down! I went over to my friends house afterwards and told the whole story to them! He has since texted me today and I have not responded - trying to figure out what I can text him to get rid of him. I am worried that he might be a stage 5 Clinger!

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